Creationists rejoice! Evolution has been disproven.

I'm so glad that the issue whether evolution is real or not has finally drawn to a close. The arguments have been fierce. Each side claiming supremacy over each others methods. One side uses the rigors of science to form hypotheses and make observations. The other side kneels down and prays to God for answers. The latter is better way, of course. All the answers are available if these scientists would just pray!

So what marvelous proof has been discovered that shows the entire scientific that they've been wrong all these years? It's not the banana. Apparently creationists praying for proof against evolution were praying with their right toe off center. That accounted for the banana proof.



This time creationists have got it right! They now have the clear evidence that evolution is just a lie.

What is this evidence?

Peanut butter.

Yes, peanut butter! Hallelujah!

The wonderful man who have discovered the truth against evolution is Chuck Missler, the founder of Koinonia House. Here's the video that proves once and for all evolution is a fraud.



My brain oozed out of my ears while watching this video. Please take appropriate measures to prevent your brain from splattering on the floor or table.

The deepest depths of stupidity have just been plumbed.

At least the peanut butter is still good for the environment.